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PostSubject: Picture this....   Sun Mar 11, 2007 4:45 pm

.....George Bush is sitting on the floor with his legs crossed, playing music on a blue-veined, purple-headed, yoghurt-throwing boa constrictor with the tip of his nose, and he suddenly takes off his trousers and sits in his shorts as the huge snake lies back down and sings opera in Swahili.

The sky above is blue even though it's raining blood and in the distance the smell of the forest fire is getting louder and harder to eat.

All of the tanks nearby have run out of petrol, the planes have all crashed because nobody wants to fix the electronics and the only one who notices is the cross-eyed donkey with a wet stripe down his left side and a green bag over the top of his rump.

Imagine that this is the scene being painted in the dreams of a happy turtle in oversized pyjamas on top of a rose bush on a hot Sunday evening in the middle of the Swiss Alps....

....That's what it's like to be a piece of fruit!!!
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PostSubject: Story Time !   Tue Mar 13, 2007 1:18 pm

PB, I'd like to hear your story about the fish that couldn't swim! You know the one! fishy

The one where George Bush decides to go fishing with nuclear weapons.
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PostSubject: Re: Picture this....   Sat Mar 17, 2007 2:42 pm

Albert wrote:
PB, I'd like to hear your story about the fish that couldn't swim! You know the one! fishy

The one where George Bush decides to go fishing with nuclear weapons.

I can't remember it.

Can you refish my memory...
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PostSubject: Re: Picture this....   Sun Mar 25, 2007 1:04 am

Quote :
Can you refish my memory...



Hahahahahahaha...
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PostSubject: Re: Picture this....   Thu Apr 05, 2007 5:40 pm

There's nothing to laugh at with all of this fishy business...
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PostSubject: Re: Picture this....   Fri Apr 06, 2007 2:08 am

Hahahhaahaha - still laughing Wave ecstatic
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PostSubject: Re: Picture this....   Mon Apr 09, 2007 7:07 am

I had some fish the other day.

It tasted human.
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